Another doofy song that gets stuck in my head...

It's been a long time since I've done one of these, but today I had another stupid kids' song stuck in my head. It's a classic from Sesame Street. Accept no modern remade substitutes! Only the puppet original is awesome. Behold his mismatched whiskers! Behold Andy, lover of candy! Behold Eddie who cannot beat his pasta fix! All hail the great CAPTAIN VEGETABLE!! Crunch CRUNCH CRUNCH!!