Wednesday, October 24, 2018

Keeping Your Head Above Water

It's been awhile since we heard from Avril Lavigne. Like most, I was introduced to her through my sister and her friends who couldn't stop singing about Sk8er Bois and why things were so complicated. Her recent song "Head Above Water" is her best output in years. Vocally, she sounds better than I can remember her sounding. At times it has shades of Alanis Morissette, but it's clearly still Avril. Her voice sounds much more trained (unless it's auto-tuned, but I don't think so). If I have any complaint, it's that she starts the song out with power, when I feel like she should have built to there and done the first few lines a bit smaller. That would probably have been difficult given those notes, but I think she could have done it. Still, that's a minor quibble. I am impressed with her vocal overall for the rest of the song, hitting notes with a clarity that I'm not used to from her. This is no emo cheerleader rock; this is a solid (potentially Grammy-winning?) vocal performance.

And on a personal level, it hits a bit close to home mainly because I had a near-drowning scare as a child, so I'm drawn to drowning metaphors. For Avril, it's also a personal statement, as the song came out of her personal struggle with Lyme Disease, and a moment she feared she was going to die. That's why the video points to her foundation other resources about Lyme at the end. But whether as metaphor or literal drowning, it's a good song and I wanted to promote it.

And just for kicks, here's another little song which I relate to about near-drowning.

Thursday, March 29, 2018

YHWH Yireh -- He is able to set a table

"Yes, they spoke against God:
They said, 'Can God prepare a table in the wilderness?
Behold, He struck the rock,
So that waters gushed out,
And the streams overflowed.
Can He give bread also?
Can He provide meat for his people?'

Yet  He had commanded the clouds above,
And opened the doors of heaven,
Had rained down manna on them to eat,
And given them of the bread of heaven.
Men ate angels' food;
He sent them food to the full.

He caused an east wind to blow in the heavens;
And by His power He brought in the south wind.
He also rained meat on them like the dust,
Feathered fowl like the sand of the seas;
And He let fall in the midst of their camp,
All around their dwellings.
So they ate and were well filled,
For He gave them their own desire."

-Psalm 78:19-20, 23-29

Monday, January 29, 2018

OSCAR NOMINATIONS - Who wins? Who should? Who was snubbed?

It's that time of year again, when the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences gathers to pat itself on the back for another year well done. As usual there are some surprises and some surprising omissions. Not a single nomination for Wonder Woman, though it was one of the more successful films of the year. That's not too surprising though, as the Academy doesn't like superhero movies. Anyway, time to go through the list of nominees in all categories, and I will try to pick a winner and who I would win.

The Big Sick
Get Out
Lady Bird
The Shape of Water
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

WILL WIN: The Big Sick is the clear favorite here. Considering this is the only nomination it got, I suspect it takes home the Oscar. However, I can also see the possibility of Three Billboards winning.

MY CHOICE: When I saw The Big Sick, the first thing I thought afterward was "well, that's getting a screenplay nomination". I have issues with the final film, but I would give the Oscar to it.

Call Me By Your Name
The Disaster Artist
Molly's Game

Wow, surprising to see some love for Logan in this category, the only superhero movie to break through this year. It's also the only nomination it got. While that makes it a bit of a dark horse, I think this will be a case of "it's an honor to be nominated". The Academy loves Aaron Sorkin, so it's no surprise Molly's Game is here.

WILL WIN: Call Me By Your Name. Sorkin already has his Oscar, so I think they give it to the indie darling with the gay-themed romance.

MY CHOICE: I haven't seen every film nominated yet, but I think I'd give it to Logan. Molly's Game I had some real issues with the writing, particularly the voice-over. It changed tenses from past to present and back and I was never clear if it was meant to be from Molly's book or directed at the movie audience or talking to her lawyer or what. I thought it was uncharacteristically sloppy of Sorkin. So give it to the X-Men movie.

Blade Runner 2049
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Kong: Skull Island
Star Wars: The Last Jedi
War For the Planet of the Apes

WILL WIN: This is a tough category. I suspect ultimately it will go to Planet of the Apes as the close of a trilogy and as much for the motion-capture work as anything. Then again, the two ape movies may cancel each other out.

MY CHOICE: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 for the variety of different looks. It's not just standard flying ship stuff or character stuff; there are different sort of textures and things.

Baby Driver
Blade Runner 2049
The Shape of Water
Star Wars: The Last Jedi

WILL WIN: Probably Dunkirk. But there's a chance it goes to my favorite:
MY CHOICE: Baby Driver. The sound mixing award is for the final mix of all the sound together. Baby Driver is dependent on editing music with picture, as well as all the car sounds.

Baby Driver
Blade Runner 2049
The Shape of Water
Star Wars: The Last Jedi

WILL WIN: Dunkirk
MY CHOICE: Dunkirk

SNUBBED: Wonder Woman

DeKalb Elementary
The Eleven O'Clock
My Nephew Emmett 
The Silent Child
Watu Wote

Okay, I have no idea because of course we rarely are able to even see the short films. So I'm basing this solely on the synopses on the Oscar website.

WILL WIN: DeKalb Elementary. Because it's about a school shooting, at a black school. So this will play up on Hollywood's favorite things: racism and gun violence. The other strong possibility is My Nephew Emmett, because it's about Emmett Till.

MY CHOICE: Watu Wote. It's about a Christian Kenyan woman on a bus full of Muslims that is stopped by terrorists. Sounds like something I'd like.

Dear Basketball
Garden Party
Negative Space
Revolting Rhymes

WILL WIN: My guess is it goes to Lou, a very good Pixar short, and the Academy loves Pixar. And it's got an anti-bullying theme, which they probably like too.

MY CHOICE: Dear Basketball. Kobe Bryant (yes, Kobe Bryant) could get an Oscar if this wins. It's a lovely little love letter to basketball, autobiographical, animated in 2D sketch style by former Disney artist Glen Keane. I love Glen Keane. And if this one wins, it will mean some attention goes back to more traditional pencil and paper animation (though there's a little bit of CG assistance). If the Academy doesn't go with the safe choice, this one screams for the win.

Beauty and the Beast
Blade Runner 2049
Darkest Hour
The Shape of Water

WILL WIN: Probably The Shape of Water, as there's a lot of love for that film right now.

MY CHOICE: Blade Runner 2049. I didn't see it, I don't much like Blade Runner, but production design is one of the few things this franchise has going for it.

"Mighty River" from Mudbound
"Mystery of Love" from Call Me By Your Name
"Remember Me" from Coco
"Stand Up for Something" from Marshall
"This is Me" from The Greatest Showman

WILL WIN: The real race right now seems to be between "Remember Me" and "This is Me". The Academy likes songs that run thematically through the film, so that's in "Remember Me"'s favor, but the Greatest Showman song is popular right now and about acceptance and all, which the Academy also loves, and it's from the writers of last year's winner. So it's a coin toss, but I fear it goes to "This is Me".

MY CHOICE: "Remember Me"

Phantom Thread
The Shape of Water
Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

WILL WIN: The Shape of Water

MY CHOICE: I really don't have a horse in this race this year. But maybe Dunkirk.

SNUBBED: Wonder Woman, but maybe that's because its main theme was written for Batman v. Superman and they thought it wasn't different enough.

Darkest Hour
Victoria and Abdul

SNUBBED: The Shape of Water. Now, I didn't like this movie, but it is shocking to me that for all the nominations this film got, the obvious one should have been makeup. You've got a guy in fish-man makeup the whole time, not to mention the gore effects of stitched-on fingers and gunshot wounds. Pan's Labryinth won this award when it came out, and I just assumed this one would be nominated too since it's essentially the same.

WILL WIN: I don't know... Darkest Hour probably
MY CHOICE: I guess Wonder, which I didn't see, but at least that makeup is important to the story.

 A Fantastic Woman
The Insult
On Body and Soul
The Square

WILL WIN: No idea, but gonna say The Insult
MY CHOICE: Don't care, so yeah, The Insult, why not.

Baby Driver
I, Tonya
The Shape of Water
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

WILL WIN: The Shape of Water
MY CHOICE: Baby Driver. The whole movie is editing!!!

I'll skip the Documentary categories as I have just no idea at all.

Christopher Nolan - Dunkirk
Jordan Peele - Get Out
Greta Gerwig - Lady Bird
Paul Thomas Anderson - Phantom Thread
Guillermo Del Toro - The Shape of Water

WILL WIN: Guillermo Del Toro. It's possible that it goes to Jordan Peele, but I think that's a long shot.

MY CHOICE: Greta Gerwig. So glad she was nominated. There was actually a lot of complaint during the other award shows that she wasn't nominated.

Beauty and the Beast
Darkest Hour
Phantom Thread
The Shape of Water
Victoria and Abdul

WILL WIN: Phantom Thread. Because it's a movie all about fancy clothes. And the Academy loves period pieces for this category.

MY CHOICE: Phantom Thread, I guess.

SNUBBED: Baby Driver and Wonder Woman

Blade Runner 2049
Darkest Hour
The Shape of Water

WILL WIN: Blade Runner 2049 because Roger Deakins is a legend and there's a lot of push for him now. If he doesn't get it though, it'll go to Shape of Water.

MY CHOICE: Blade Runner 2049. I liked that Dunkirk was shot on film in 70mm, but Roger Deakins is a legend.

The Boss Baby
The Breadwinner 
Loving Vincent

This category is the worst. Ferdinand gets nominated?

WILL WIN: Coco. Because Pixar.
MY CHOICE: Of the nominees, Coco.

SNUBBED: THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE! The Lego Movie was snubbed when it came out, and I kind of laughed because I didn't love that movie. And I excused it because it had live action elements. This year also had the Lego Ninjago Movie, which also had live action and wasn't as good. But The Lego Batman Movie was the best animated movie of the year, clever and fun and technically interesting. It's also arguably the best superhero movie of the year and the best Batman movie ever made. But the Academy hates both Lego and superheroes, so they shut it out for mediocre films.

Mary J. Blige - Mudbound
Allison Janney - I, Tonya
Lesley Manville - Phantom Thread
Laurie Metcalf - Lady Bird
Octavia Spencer - The Shape of Water

WILL WIN: Allison Janney because she's winning all the awards.
MY CHOICE: Laurie Metcalf. She's been criminally overlooked. If you only know her as Sheldon's mom on Big Bang Theory, you're missing out. Nothing wrong with Allison Janney, but it's kind of a one-level role. Laurie Metcalf is playing a similar role (they are both moms clashing with their daughters), but has more to do and there are more shades to her character.

SNUBBED: Hong Chau for Downsizing. While Downsizing wasn't a great movie, Hong Chau's performance as Ngoc Lan Tran, a Vietnamese refugee amputee, was very effecting. The Academy loves to pat itself on the back for inclusivity and all, but Asians rarely get nominated, and this was one of the better performances I saw this year. I also liked that her character was a Christian, and that wasn't looked down upon in the film.

 Willem Dafoe - The Florida Project
Woody Harrelson - Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Richard Jenkins - The Shape of Water
Christopher Plummer - All the Money in the World
Sam Rockwell - Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

This is a weird category, particularly with the Christopher Plummer nomination. I'm not even sure it's for the performance. See, the film was already shot and finished with Kevin Spacey in the role. There were even trailers released and his name on the poster. Then when allegations against Spacey came out and Hollywood turned on him, the studio decided to cut him out of the movie and they quickly had to reshoot all his scenes with Christopher Plummer just a month before the film's release. I'm sure Plummer is fine, but I suspect the nomination is more a righteous indignation against Spacey.

WILL WIN: Sam Rockwell
MY CHOICE: Sam Rockwell

SNUBBED: Anyone in the superhero genre that gets overlooked. Patrick Stewart for Logan particularly, but I'd even have taken a Michael Rooker for Guardians 2. Comedy is difficult and rarely does it get nominated. Speaking of comedy, how about Ray Romano in The Big Sick, giving a solid nuanced performance? Or how about Apesanahkwat, who gave a very moving portrayal of a father in grief over the rape and murder of his daughter in Wind River? People love to complain about "Oscars so white", but they don't nominate Native American actors and no one bats an eye.

Sally Hawkins - The Shape of Water
Frances McDormand - Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Margot Robbie - I, Tonya
Saoirse Ronan - Lady Bird
Meryl Streep - The Post

Stop nominating Meryl Streep!! They nominate her for nearly every movie now. This is the first performance of hers that I've liked for at least 15 years, but still she shouldn't be there.

WILL WIN: Frances McDormand. though with a teeny possibility it goes to Sally Hawkins since she's been nominated several times and never won, and the Academy loves to give Oscars when you get naked in a movie.

MY  CHOICE: Saoirse Ronan, because I found her totally believable. She reminded me so much of people I knew in high school. But really, I'd be okay with anyone except Streep here.

Timothee Chalamet - Call Me By Your Name
Daniel Day-Lewis - Phantom Thread
Daniel Kaluuya - Get Out
Gary Oldman - Darkest Hour
Denzel Washington - Roman J. Israel, Esq.

Again, this is a weird category. Day-Lewis has several Oscars already, and why is Denzel here for a mediocre movie no one saw?

WILL WIN: Gary Oldman, because he's winning all the awards. I love Gary Oldman, and he's been nominated before and not won, but I wouldn't have wanted him to get it for playing Churchill.

MY CHOICE: Of the nominees, I'm surprised to say I think I'd give it to Daniel Kaluuya. I didn't like Get Out, but the cast was good, and I think he's got my vote.

SNUB: Will Poulter for Detroit.  Maybe they would have tried to nominate him for Supporting instead. Detroit was that movie that was like a big deal when it came out and then it did and everyone shut up about it. But in forgetting the film (mostly rightly), we overlook Poulter who gives a great, terrifying performance as a disgusting racist cop.

Call Me By Your Name
Darkest Hour
Get Out
Lady Bird
Phantom Thread
The Post
The Shape of Water
Three Billboards Over Ebbing, Missouri

SNUBS: A lot of potential titles that could have gone here. Many are surprised that Wonder Woman didn't get in, but the third act is weaker so I can see that. Some thought Logan might have broken through the superhero ceiling. One of my favorites of the year, Baby Driver, isn't up there but again, it's a slick movie and I can see why. However, I truly think the Academy made a mistake in overlooking Wind River. They overlooked it in every single category and that's a shame. If it had come out later in the year they probably would have remembered it.

WILL WIN: Odds right now seem to be on The Shape of Water or Three Billboards. I suspect ultimately it goes to Three Billboards. There's a tiny chance Call Me By Your Name pulls it out, but they gave it to the indie gay movie last year and I'm not sure they'll do it again.

MY CHOICE: Lady Bird. It's the most authentic movie I saw all year and I highly recommend it. I wouldn't mind if Three Billboards won, though.

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

JFK: A Life in Films

Today is November 22, and if you are a reader of a certain age that's probably a date that resonates with you, as it's the day fifty-four years ago that President John F. Kennedy was shot. Some months ago, I got the idea to set aside this date to look at Kennedy's legacy through films that have been made about him.

1. PT 109

This film, released in 1963 just five months before Kennedy died, tells the story of young Lieutenant Kennedy as a young war hero of the World War II Pacific theater. Cliff Robertson plays JFK as he captains a PT boat and struggles to help his men survive when their ship is attacked. It's a classic of the 1960s war genre, and the first movie about a sitting president released while the president was still in office. But interestingly, it was not the first filmed telling of this story. The story of PT 109 had earlier been done as an episode of a 1950s television series called Navy Log, an anthology series that showed dramatic reenactments of true-life Naval events. "PT 109" was produced as an episode in 1957.

2. Primary

Primary is a 1960 documentary, and one of the early pioneers of the verité style in documentary film. Essentially what that means is the camera is just a fly on the wall, following action as it unfolds but not commenting on it, or crafting interviews. The movie is made in the editing. When I was (briefly) a film student in college, this was one film we studied. Directed by Robert Drew, Primary focuses on candidate John F. Kennedy as he campaigns to be the Democratic candidate for President. The movie is available on a set from the Criterion Collection called The Kennedy Films of Robert Drew and Associates, and it includes three other documentary films that cover other moments in Kennedy's presidency, including Faces of November, which covers his funeral. If you've never seen any of these films, I suggest looking for this set at your local library or going out and buying it. (And if you're looking for something to give me for Christmas...)

3. Thirteen Days

I saw Thirteen Days back in 2000 because the very first trailer for Lord of the Rings was attached to it. Thankfully, the movie turned out pretty good too. It's about the Cuban missile crisis. Canadian actor Bruce Greenwood plays Kennedy here (you might know him as Captain Pike from the recent Star Trek reboots), but even better is Steven Culp as Bobby Kennedy. I love Steven Culp and would see him in anything. The only flaw of this movie is Kevin Costner's dodgy Boston accent.

4. Parkland

While the other films I highly recommend, I include Parkland more as a curiosity, as I don't like it as much. It's a movie that takes place immediately after Kennedy's assassination as he is rushed to the hospital. It tries to tell little human stories around the chaotic event of a President's death. It doesn't all work, but some of it is okay.

5. JFK

Of course I had to include Oliver Stone's JFK. But not for its historical accuracy (which is questionable in places), but because it is well-made and an elegy for Kennedy's legacy. Also because it captures the broad-sweeping nature of the ensuing conspiracy theories. Stone to this day truly believes the assassination was a military coup, and talks about it like it is fact. But there's so much going on in JFK beyond the straw-grasping. It's a pop cultural moment, almost as much as the actual assassination. But if JFK is a little extreme for you, you can always pair it with:

6. Quantum Leap - "Lee Harvey Oswald"
Donald Bellisario broke a cardinal rule of his show when he decided to have Sam Beckett leap into a famous historical figure. And the reason this special episode was made was to refute the conspiracy theories surging in America after the release of JFK. And it's one of the better science fiction stories to deal with the Kennedy assassination, something that's kind of a trope in time travel stories. Did you know that Gene Roddenberry kept pitching "Kirk and Spock try to stop the Kennedy assassination" as a plot for a Star Trek movie in the 1980s? More recently, Steven King's 11/22/63 novel dealt with the subject, and it was made as a TV miniseries on Hulu. But I haven't seen it, and didn't think it belonged here.

7. Jackie
Finally, I include a film from the other side, last year's look at Jackie Kennedy as played by Natalie Portman. At first, the movie is a little off-putting because Portman is doing a very affected accent which is hard to get used to. The film is shot very tight in close-ups, but in the end I think that was exactly right, as we see the Kennedy presidency from her perspective. We are in Jackie's head the whole time. It is a fascinating movie that I highly recommend checking out. We've all become so sort of numb to the famous Zapruder film imagery that it's shocking to see a camera just linger on Jackie's face spattered with her husband's blood as she's in shock and anguish. It is a surprisingly effective movie.

Thursday, October 5, 2017

Potential For What?

Few things have frustrated me more in my life than the word "potential". It is so awful to hear someone say, "You have so much potential." I heard it a lot from certain people in my youth, and this scene from Blue Valentine sums up my feelings pretty well. Potential for what?

I know I'm not successful. I don't need to be reminded that you think I should be. The word "potential" is vague and not helpful. Even if one were to be full of "potential", it only matters when it is kinetic. The issue is not whether one understands his potential, but whether he understands kinesis. In any case, pursuing some vague ghost ideal of "potential" is a waste. All anyone wants is security, happiness, and love. It is simply that they are as elusive as this idea of "potential".

Friday, September 8, 2017

They Finally Made a Decent Movie!

If anyone's been following previous posts, this is not the next in my Planet of the Apes series. I did watch them all, I just haven't gotten around to posting essays for them yet. I still plan to, but in the meanwhile today's post is going to be a plug for another movie recommendation.

If you've paid attention in recent years there has been a push for more Christian or "faith-based" films to be made and released over the last ten years. Once relegated to the direct-to-video market, massive church marketing pushes made films like The Chronicles of Narnia and The Passion of the Christ box office hits and studios have begun to look to that less-tapped market. Independent producers sprung up to supply films to preach to this choir, and unfortunately many have done exactly that. So we got films like God's Not Dead which Evangelical Christians rushed to see in droves, making it one of the top 10 grossing movies of its day, ensuring the inevitable sequel. But for the most part, though these movies may have an audience, in a number of ways they are not very good. I could take the time to tear apart God's Not Dead here (which I did pay to see in a theater), but I will not. Suffice it to say that despite a good cast and an underlying decent premise, it was written in broad strokes, cliches, and served more to placate the Evangelical persecution complex than as any real evangelistic tool (and I say this as an Evangelical). It was primarily a source of mockery outside of the bubble.

Film studios created their own film divisions for these sorts of things. Fox has Fox Faith, which has released several films theatrically and more to DVD. Sony also now owns a "faith-based" division. This company put out Miracles From Heaven last year. While somewhat saccharine, the film was better than the marketing made it seem. Though the trailer gives away the whole thing, most of the movie is not about the miracle described in the trailer. 3/4 of the movie is about what happens before that. So in that regard, it had merit. But there was still something a bit hokey or typical about it. Other films have come and gone to try and capitalize on the religious market, most of which I skipped. Sony will be releasing their animated Christmas feature The Star later this year, and it doesn't look to be anything special either.

But this week I saw a new movie that finally gave me hope. All Saints was released with little fanfare, and you may not have even heard of it, but I am happy to report that they have finally made a "Christian" movie that succeeds as a movie instead of tripping over itself to be Christian. All Saints stars John Corbett as a replacement pastor of a tiny Episcopalian church who is brought in to transition the church's closure, but instead has a radical idea to save the church. It is based on a true story, and shot on location. The movie reunites Corbett with his Northern Exposure co-star Barry Corbin, and it's a bit of a delight seeing Corbett playing off him yet again as a man of the cloth (though very different from his former character). The basic thrust of the film is the notion to turn the land around the church into a working farm to help the people in the community and earn the money to pay off the church's mortgage. Think of it as Field of Dreams without the baseball ghosts.

What I loved about the movie is that while faith is a constant element, as the movie is set in a church and follows religious people, they don't spout random evangelistic messages at the audience. Maybe this is easier to do with more liturgical characters as subjects, but it is so good to casually talk about "God spoke to me" and have the debate about "are you sure it wasn't just you" instead of becoming preachy. Even relatively decent films like Moms' Night Out had the obligatory Jesus monologues thrown in that make it feel like a movie talking at me. I don't need a spoon-fed Aesop fable if a movie is well-made and most of you don't either. All Saints walks the line perfectly and shows that you can tell a good story and make a good film without being obnoxious (a lesson all Evangelical filmmakers need to learn). Cutting through that kind of surface religion that plagues other films of this type allows the movie to have a reality.

And boy, did it feel real to me. Certainly I have a personal connection to the events here because I know all too well what it is to be in a tiny church that is on the verge of closing. When a movie opens with six people in the pews, that hits home for me. Honestly, it was depressing how accurate some of it felt, even down to the way things end, which I will not spoil. I love though that it never cheapens the actual story with some overly saccharine ending that ties everything up. There is a bittersweetness to it that felt all-too-real. And I have to commend it for that.

It's not the most amazing movie I've ever seen, and it doesn't have broad sweeping cinematography or a hummable score. But for a film of this type, a small movie with a story to tell, it is well worth your time. In the class of "faith" films, I would say it succeeds more than any I have yet seen in recent years. It hasn't gotten a lot of press, so I would encourage you to seek it out before its theatrical run ends. Organize church groups for screenings, or just take the family. There are no naughty words or adult situations, just real life and real human interaction with a dash of the divine. It calls to mind classic Hollywood like Lilies of the Field. It will not win any awards and it won't make many top ten lists, but if you want to see these kinds of movies done the right way, the good ones need your support. So I'm throwing my endorsement out for All Saints, and encourage all saints to do the same. Someone finally made a decent Christian movie, and I couldn't be happier.

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Beneath the Planet of the Apes

SYNOPSIS: A second space expedition has been dispatched to discover what happened to Taylor's ship, and also crash lands. The surviving astronaut looks for Taylor, while the Gorillas prepare for a war against the humans that live in the Forbidden Zone. Taylor has discovered there is a society of advanced humans living *ahem* beneath the planet of the apes, a society mutated by radiation who worship an atomic bomb. And that bomb might just be used against the apes, to the ruin of everything.

I'll say it: Beneath the Planet of the Apes is weird. I know the idea of time traveling to an ape-riddled earth already seems a little crazy, but this movie takes it to a whole other level. I didn't know what to think going into it, and was completely dumbfounded by the end. If the ending of the original is shocking, this one is maybe even worse because nobody has parodied and spoiled it for years. But I'm going to spoil it in this review later because there's no way to talk about this movie without it.

There's still some good make-up in this movie, even with the budget cut down. You can tell in the crowd scenes that many of the apes are in just rubber masks, but even so the real make-up work on the principles seems even a little better than the original at times. And the reveal of the humans underground was a shock.

This movie picks up immediately where the last one left off. I was surprised that Charlton Heston was in it at all. The film is mostly not concerned with him, but we get some new stuff with him early on to set things up, and he does come back at the end. His character is an important premise throughout, "what happened to Taylor?" And I also like that some of the themes toyed with in the original are continued here. We see more of the "youth movement" stuff, with a chimp protest against gorilla agression. Interestingly, the protest is broken up and the kids put in jail, the first instance of ape-on-ape agression I've seen in the classic films. The gorilla leader has speeches like "the only good human is a dead human!" which again has political and racial overtones. I like that those things were continued.

But there are other elements that confused me. How is it that the gorillas know there are humans living in the Forbidden Zone? Did they just assume they were Taylor's people? It seems the set-up for this war   came a little out of left field. The set design undergound is cool. They live in the old subway tunnels of New York and you can see old vehicles and stuff partially protruding from the walls.

But let's get to the people underground. This is where the movie gets very strange and while it's got some audacious ideas, I think they are handled a bit clumsily and I have no idea what exactly they were trying to say. The humans underground are remnants of the nuclear wars that damaged the planet, and are horribly scarred. They also generally don't speak, but unlike the other dumb humans they have advanced psychic powers and can communicate telepathically. They also can hack the minds of others and create convincing illusions. It's in the area of religion where this movie gets even wackier. The first movie played with religion some, teasing about holy scriptures and such. But in this film not only do we get a little more about the Lawgiver that the apes worship, but the human society has its own god: a nuclear bomb. Yes, they worship a bomb left down in the caverns. They have built a whole church around it and sing praises to it. Indeed, they have an entire liturgical Christian church service centered around it, just with the bomb substituted for Christ. They have collective prayers like "Glory be to the bomb and to the holy fallout." Is this a commentary on religion? Politics? It's certainly weird. And I had a hard time suspending disbelief that such things could develop in thousands of years that way. I could mostly follow the logic of the superior original film. This one seemed more about the ideas than the logic in-story to justify them.

But it's certainly an audacious movie and for awhile it's a sensible and entertaining sequel. How do you follow up on the ending of the first movie? They did it in one of the only ways you could, I suppose, but not all the pieces fit together. Some will love it because it's so weird. But it was a little too much for me.

Now as for that ending, let's talk about it. (Again, spoilers!) How do you top the bleak twist of the original? You blow up the world. Things build to a head and then Charlton Heston pushes the button that launches the god-bomb and blows up the entire planet. The screen goes white and we hear a voiceover tell us that the planet was destroyed. That's one way to end with some finality! It still, I suppose, hints at the themes at play in the last film, with man destroying himself and his world. Is that the social commentary? That man worships his weapons too much? Charlton Heston apparently didn't want to do a sequel, but agreed to appear in a few scenes to hand the movie over to the rest of the cast. But beyond that, he wanted to make sure there were no more sequels to follow, so his own hand is the one that pushes the button to blow up the planet for good. It reminds me of Michael Landon and how he ended Little House on the Prairie by blowing up the town to ensure there could never be anymore.

Beneath the Planet of the Apes is a lesser sequel, but that's not to say it is without merit. For me though, the proceedings are so scattered and weird, culminating in a flabbergasting conclusion that I don't quite know what to make of it. When it ended, all I could think was, "well, that was weird." It's not a movie that everyone will appreciate or enjoy. Not the worst sequel to a classic film that's ever been made, though. Perhaps the most surprising thing is that given how the movie ended they ever made another one. But they made three more, and two TV series! We'll get to those later. For now, let's just ruminate on the fact that it all ended in destruction.